Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with, he's such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

The way I see it, well...tomorrow's Halloween. I'm pretty sure that's the way everyone sees it. You know, unless you schedule your life based off the Mayan calendar or something. If you like that sorta thing... I'm not all that into Halloween this year. I just don't feel like doing anything for Halloween this year. I like the idea of Halloween, but I never end up doing anything really exciting. I don't remember Halloween really being a whole bunch of fun since I was seven or eight. I was Hermoine when I was eight...oh yeah, that was a good Halloween. I admit that I consider myself kind of awesome for having a Gryffindor robe from 2001 hanging in my closet. You know, I can never think of a good costume anymore. Kind of ironic, if you know much about me. But everything is cliche or lame or skanky. I'd like to bash slutty Halloween costumes, but I don't really have a problem with it. I mean, if you wear a corset, tiny shorts, and platform pumps, animal ears won't justify it ("I'm a mouse, duh!"). You still look like a streetwalker. But I really don't see how it affects me. Actually, I think it's funny. LOL at the following costumes I came across:
-"Princess Leia Slave"- I'm gonna give this one the "Bang for Your Buck" Award (see what I did there?) considering it's like $60 for the smallest possible amount of fabric. Hello, skating on indecent exposure charges. And I kind of wondering...slave? Haha
-"Mile High Captian"- HAHA. Enough said.
-"Charm School Dropout"- Sad. That diploma was your ticket to a bright future...
-"Sexy Ghostbusters"- OH, COOL.
- http://www.yandy.com/Cat-Woman-Costume.php Hahahahahahaha.
-"Erotic Gangsta Girl"- Okay, it's a black and white leotard, and a gold necklace with a dollar sign on it. And thigh-high lace-up black tights. I kind of think the name is more entertaining than the costume itself.
-"Adult Hermoine"- Wow, America. Way to crush my second grade memories. I'm really crossing my fingers J.K. Rowling doesn't legit endorse this. Micromini, plunging V-neck, miniature tie...It looks just like you'd think it would.
-"Room Service"- Lol at that innuendo.
-"Dirty Martini"- It's like a silver dress, I think it's shaped to look like a martini glass...and it has two olives at the top, and the eye of the olives are a little suggestive...haha you know what, I can't describe this one. Just take a look for yourself, http://www.yandy.com/Dirty-Martini-Costume.aspx
One word: classy. If you're a fellow Halloween cynic and you'd like to celebrate Halloween the same way I did, laughing at festive sluts, yandy.com is resourceful. Remember Cady Herron saying "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it"? No, no we'll still call you a total slut. Hahaha...Room Service. I love America. But hey, that's just the way I see it.